The Roadmap To Remove The American Import Ban

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 12/16/2014 at 16:27 • Filed to: Doglopnik, Politics, wat

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Tell the new voters if they oppose the ban, they'll be a good boy and can ride in your newly-imported Skyline.

GTI Sprinks > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 16:36

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Future opponaut. This is an achievable dream.

ACESandEIGHTS > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 16:36

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But wait, there's more!

Make the automobiles 'persons' and that way they can claim asylum, seek work, etc.

Kanaric > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 16:37

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"We owe them membership."

LMAO once shit like this becomes a thing we have set the roadmap for the collapse of modern society and the entry into new dark ages.

Kanaric > ACESandEIGHTS 12/16/2014 at 16:47

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wait until people will start claiming that trees and dirt deserve citizenship, lmao. It's getting ridiculous.

LappingLuke > Kanaric 12/16/2014 at 16:53

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There already are "people" suggesting plants have the same rights as people. I say "people" because they clearly have the mental capacity of a tree.

Kanaric > LappingLuke 12/16/2014 at 17:00

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when i see shit like that it reminds me of this documentary I watched on Gobekli Tepe. Basically it was the earliest discovered temple. Before it the cave men had art that showed reverence for animals and nature. Gobekli Tepe had humans "above" animals in it's art, which is also around the time that domestication started to occur. They suggested that this philosophy that humans are "above" nature or allowed to control it instead of worshiping it is what started civilization. Basically when I see this it makes me think these people want to return to the cave.

LappingLuke > Kanaric 12/16/2014 at 17:05

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For me, as a Christian, I like the bit from Genesis that goes like this with slight variations depending on the translation "Then God said, 'Let us make human beings in our image, to be like us. They will reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the wild animals on the earth, and the small animals that scurry along the ground.'" So I would find it incredibly difficult to entertain someone telling me that a dog should have the same rights as me when He who created us both purposely put me above the dog...YMMV

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > LappingLuke 12/16/2014 at 17:17

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some people in all actuality are stupider than a tree, but plant citizenship is totally stupid.

Tapas > ACESandEIGHTS 12/16/2014 at 17:19

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If they are persons, you could technically marry or adopt them and have them import-I mean, immigrate to the US with a Fiance Visa / Green Card / US Passport.

If your employer provides you with benefits, you can also have them on your Medical Insurance (after you make sure that the dealership is an in-network hospital on the insurance plan, of course)

And don't forget to claim them on your tax return as dependents!

EvilSuperMonkey > ACESandEIGHTS 12/16/2014 at 17:20

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Pretty sure companies are considered a person in the States. At least a car exists as a physical object.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 17:21

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HELL EFFING NO, no way I'm giving up meat, or eggs, or milk. therefore, i would be (kind of) okay with dogs being citizens, but not cows, chickens, turkey, pigs, etc. This is Muricah, and I need to eat my meat.

KatzManDu > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 17:24

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When traveling with pets internationally, they actually have "pet passports" for holding verified shot records, etc.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 17:44

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what if?

For Sweden > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 17:44

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Then dogs will know the answer to if their representatives actually represent them.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden 12/16/2014 at 18:35

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That answer is way too existantial

45bullets > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/16/2014 at 20:03

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ACESandEIGHTS > EvilSuperMonkey 12/16/2014 at 21:10

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Yes, companies are persons for the purposes of bringing suit against them or trying them for crimes. Sadly you can convict a company of a crime and it doesn't accomplish much.

EvilSuperMonkey > ACESandEIGHTS 12/16/2014 at 21:48

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Yep. All of the benefit none of the risk